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Jewish Prayer for Dummies
Quick synopsis of the Amidah.- Praise the Lord. He's holy and we Jews are holy. (1-3)
- Please grant us wisdom, health, and wealth. (4, 8, 9)
- Please let us serve you better so that you will forgive us and we can be redeemed. (5, 6, 7)
- We really, really want to live under a theocracy. And while you're at it, please destroy all those sinners. (10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
- Please accept these prayers. (16)
- By the way, we really do want to sacrifice animals to you once again. (17)
- Thanks for listening. (18)
- Please give us Jews peace and blessings. (19)
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I'd say most people only care about 4,8, and 9, but they say the other stuff because they think that will get them 4,8 and 9.
• Thank you. (1-3)
• Thanks again. (2)
• Gracias. (3)
• Please...thank you so much. (4-9)
• Please...and thanks again! (10-15)
• Sorry for the trouble, just a few more things please. Greatly appreciated. (15-17)
again. (17)
• Thanks for listening. (18)
• Alright, if you insist: Thank you.
I especially like the sacrifices. People forget you got to eat part of the cow..
The owner of the animal was NOT allowed to eat from most sacrifices (unless he was a kohen).
Great blog posts - keep it up.
U may want to see my spot
http://altercockerjewishatheist.blogspot.com/
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